"Xander, listen to Mummy. Don't ever try to go near the TV!"

"Xander! Are you listen or not?"

"No Xander! Please come back here or Mummy ask Mama Owen not to bring you to Pizza tonight."

"Good boy. But you only listen after Mummy said Pizza, don't you?"
"Oh, Xander don't give me that look"
"You will go to Pizza OK."